Well, isn’t this swell. Here I am, about to become ‘Miss Assassin 1999’ and that *bitch* makes a move on the Colonel! I mean, eww! Doesn’t she know we have words for people like her? And that outfit! Janet’s sure she’s doing herself serious damage by wearing clothing that tight. Okay, Sam. Calm down. Just because that *woman*, and I use the term loosely, was making a move on your man, doesn’t mean... My *what*? I didn’t just think that.... did I? Oh, God. Please let this be a side effect of the zatarc programming? Oh, man. I’m in trouble.